Another Nomination for KOTM? (Was: Obama Kills Puppies)

[Pinku-Sensei]

If Im calling in coyotes or other varmints, what I do is snag a
Liberal from the local JC, cut the hamstrings and stake it down in
the desert. I put a cheap Ipod type devise filled with Shawn
Hannity pod casts, on their heads, which results in a similar noise
to a dying rabbit, just several octaves higher in pitch (carries a
very long way)..and it attracts all manner of varmints, including
the odd Green and Trial Lawyer...both of whom have decent bounties
on them.
Gunner

I think that Gunner, flush with pride from his recent win, is
"gunning" for another nomination for KOTM. Does he deserve it?

An individual can only win Kook of the Month once.

Nepuvr, V unir n cebcbfvgvba sbe lbh. Rznvy zr.

However, Gummer is still eligible for numerous other monthly and
annual awards, such as the Looney Maroon Award, Kook of the Year, and
Rookie Kook of the Year.

Yes, he is, and I'm looking forward to putting him on the ballot for
Kook of the Year and Rookie Kook of the year, which will be posted in
mid-January. As for the Looney Maroon Award, perhaps a contest between
Gunner and Charles "Kluck/Chuckles" Lysaght could be arranged. However,
some would have to nominate both of them for that honor.

I wonder...I wonder if a coyote would go for a AUK member? After
all...both are creatures of opportunity, carrian eaters and eat the
shit of other animals.
Probably not..professional courtesy and all that.

*evil chuckle*

You have no idea how apt that is. When I took the "Which Trickster are
you?" test, I got Coyote.

"I Am Coyote

Coyote is a fun-loving goofball and that fits you to a T. Playfully
silly, you appear somewhat bumbling at times, and your goofy exterior
sometimes makes people forget what a quick mind and razor wit hides
behind that amiable grin. In the mythos of the Plains tribes, Coyote is
also a Creator, and stole fire as a gift for mankind. Your gift to the
world is the creative fire of your quick, capable mind."

Try it for yourself.

http://www.isleofdreams.net/trickstertest.html

[comp.internet.services.blog.livejoural added.]

Whenever a Liberal utters the term "Common Sense approach"....grab
your wallet, your ass, and your guns because the sombitch is about to
do something damned nasty to all three of them.

While this would be the perfect time to make some comment about the
different types of common sense that emerge from "Strict Father"
morality and "Nurturant Parent" morality, I'll pass, as I have
nominations to compile. Instead, I'll tell you that you need a .sig
delimiter and leave you with this little nugget of wisdom from personal
experience:

I've lived in Bakersfield and I've lived in Detroit. I'll take Detroit.

Better yet, I've even worked in McKittrick, right up the road from you,
while I was living in Bakersfield. I'd still rather live and work in
Detroit. What do you think of that, Gunner?

[John "C"]

Post by Pinku-Sensei
*evil chuckle*

How Gay !!!

Post by Pinku-Sensei
You have no idea how apt that is. When I took the "Which Tranny are
you?" test, I got "Boy George"
"I Am GAY !
--

FAGGOT !!!

Your Pal,
HJ

[Curly Surmudgeon]

Post by John "C"

Post by Pinku-Sensei
*evil chuckle*

How Gay !!!

Post by Pinku-Sensei
You have no idea how apt that is. When I took the "Which Tranny are
you?" test, I got "Boy George"
"I Am GAY !
--

FAGGOT !!!
Your Pal,
HJ

Gives you wood, eh?
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[The Black Goat With A Thousand Young]

On Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:24:05 -0800, Curly Surmudgeon fixed me with a beady

Post by Curly Surmudgeon

Post by John "C"

Post by Pinku-Sensei
*evil chuckle*

How Gay !!!

Post by Pinku-Sensei
You have no idea how apt that is. When I took the "Which Tranny are
you?" test, I got "Boy George"
"I Am GAY !

FAGGOT !!!
Your Pal,
HJ

Gives you wood, eh?

Clocky doesn't just have "issues", he has vast libraries of bound
volumes.
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http://www.screedbomb.info/coosn/
Q: Who is eligible for a COOSN?

A: Kookologists with 10 or more verifiable UV points may exchange these
points for a Cabal Obsidian Order Sombrero Number.

Q: Who is *not* eligible for a COOSN?

A: Certified net.kooks; notorious net.cretins; terminally clueless
fuckwits; previous winners of kook-awards, unless an official pardon has
been granted by the FNVW.

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A: Make a Usenet post to alt.usenet.kooks (crossposting to your favourite
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request, try to use either of the following formats for the subject line:

[COOSN Application] Your name (or best known handle) here
[COOSN Request] Your name (or best known handle) here

Please provide a list of 10 UV points - along with verifiable evidence for
each point wherever possible.

Q: Can one Kookologist nominate *another* Kookologist for a COOSN?

A: Yes, but the proposer should supply a verifiable list of 10 UV points
for the nominee at the time of the nomination. Also, the nominee must
accept the nomination before a COOSN is issued.

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A: The Office of Darth Bawl is always looking for new candidates. Nuff
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Q: What are "UV points"?
1. Threats of violence, especially death. (one point per kook)
2. Lists, i.e. *real* lists, not just mentions of two or three names in
the same post. One list per kook, unless the lists are clearly meant to
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Post by The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
On Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:24:05 -0800, Curly Surmudgeon fixed me with a beady

Post by Curly Surmudgeon

Post by John "C"

Post by Pinku-Sensei
*evil chuckle*

How Gay !!!

Post by Pinku-Sensei
You have no idea how apt that is. When I took the "Which Tranny are
you?" test, I got "Boy George"
"I Am GAY !

FAGGOT !!!
Your Pal,
HJ

Gives you wood, eh?

Clocky doesn't just have "issues", he has vast libraries of bound
volumes.

Thank You,

HJ

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
On Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:24:05 -0800, Curly Surmudgeon fixed me with a beady

Post by Curly Surmudgeon

Post by John "C"

Post by Pinku-Sensei
*evil chuckle*

How Gay !!!

Post by Pinku-Sensei
You have no idea how apt that is. When I took the "Which Tranny are
you?" test, I got "Boy George"
"I Am GAY !

FAGGOT !!!
Your Pal,
HJ

Gives you wood, eh?

Clocky doesn't just have "issues", he has vast libraries of bound
volumes.

Into bondage too, hunh.
(Well, who'd hold still for it otherwise?)

[Pinku-Sensei]

Post by Pinku-Sensei

However, Gummer is still eligible for numerous other monthly and
annual awards, such as the Looney Maroon Award, Kook of the Year, and
Rookie Kook of the Year.

Yes, he is, and I'm looking forward to putting him on the ballot for
Kook of the Year and Rookie Kook of the year, which will be posted in
mid-January. As for the Looney Maroon Award, perhaps a contest
between Gunner and Charles "Kluck/Chuckles" Lysaght could be arranged.
However, some would have to nominate both of them for that honor.

I turns out that Kluck Lysaght was nominated for Looney Maroon Award
very early in the month, so that part of the matchup has already been
arranged. It's Gunner's turn now. Time for the checklist!

"Looney Maroon Award

The Looney Maroon Award is given based on the amount of childish,
nonsensical, funny and downright ludicrous behaviour exhibited over a
particular month. It is not meant to award the greatest overall Kook for
that time, but is meant as a recognition of outstandingly looney
behaviour by an individual or group, real or anonymous, animate or
robotic. Nominees from Usenet and beyond are eligible.
To win the LMA, a candidate must most strongly meet a majority of the
following criteria:"

Show intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve--yes.
Consistently say things that are hideously nonsensical--yes.
Prove themselves wrong while pretending to be an 'expert'--yes
Exhibit a passion for metaphorically banging their head against a wall--
yes.
Be profoundly ignorant--YES!
Persistently refuse to allow themselves to be enlightened--YES!
Demonstrate a gift for false prophecy--yes.
Regularly cite questionable sources of information as 'fact'--yes.

Gunner clearly qualifies, in addition to displaying Kook-of-the-Month-
worthy behavior after winning Kook of the Month. Therefore, I nominate
Gunner Asch for the Looney Maroon Award.

Seconds for the Survivalist?

[E***@spamblock.panix.com]

Post by Pinku-Sensei
Seconds for the Survivalist?

I would be honored to offer my second.

[Lola Stonewall Riot]

Hail Eris! On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 11:38:37 +0000, EskWIRED frothed and

Post by E***@spamblock.panix.com

Post by Pinku-Sensei
Seconds for the Survivalist?

I would be honored to offer my second.

Ha! Too late!!;-{P}
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"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
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You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
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You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
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choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

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"President Bush, for example, made 232 false statements about weapons of
mass destruction in Iraq and another 28 false statements about Iraq's
links to Al Qaeda. Secretary of State Powell had the second-highest
total in the two-year period, with 244 false statements about weapons of
mass destruction in Iraq and 10 about Iraq's links to Al Qaeda. Rumsfeld
and Fleischer each made 109 false statements, followed by Wolfowitz
(with 85), Rice (with 56), Cheney (with 48), and McClellan (with 14)."
-- Charles Lewis and Mark Reading-Smith, January 23, 2008

[E***@spamblock.panix.com]

Post by Lola Stonewall Riot
Hail Eris! On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 11:38:37 +0000, EskWIRED frothed and

Post by E***@spamblock.panix.com

Post by Pinku-Sensei
Seconds for the Survivalist?

I would be honored to offer my second.

Ha! Too late!!;-{P}

Oops. But he is actively campaigning nonetheless.

There's always next month...